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strange lights over New York

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:25 pm
by fegg
Recent reports of strange lights over New York have led to a spate of UFO questions being raised in the East Coast media.
I myself was kidnapped by aliens in the late eighties, but contrary to expectations, they refused to have sex with me.
I have taken legal advice, and am planning a law suit with regards to the resulting low self-esteem that I feel, but am advised that the high cost of fuel is likey to weigh against me in any lawsuit against the space whores.
have any other readers suffered similar personal injustices at the hands of our intergalctic visitors?


Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:00 pm
by Bobby
There were quite a lot of reports of UFO's in the 70's and early eighties around here. It was called "The Broad Haven Triangle". There was even a book written called "The Welsh Triangle" which I bought at the time, but its gone now. Anyone remember?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:21 pm
by prancer
I'm not sure I do remember Bobby, was it hard back or soft back?
When you say "gone", that could mean so many things, I suppose you mean lost rather than abducted (it would indeed be a far fetched theory that suggested that "they" would know how to read English (unless it was written in Welsh - but then that would be ironic indeed if aliens from a far flung planet spoke a language no one on earth outside of a few Polytechnic lecturers and middle class chaps with some point to prove could speak), and even, supposing all of this were true, why would they want to read a book about themselves? The only conclusion one could come to is that they may be able to live in the moon, but that they are also very vain, with little discernment about which languages to learn when visiting alien worlds - the whole thingg smacks of carelessness, and if this is the best these visitors can do then I feel we have little to fear.
I may be able to find a copy on Ebay, I'll chaeck back on this one. Cheers Bobby.

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:41 pm
by Magic_Man
prancer wrote:that would be ironic indeed if aliens from a far flung planet spoke a language no one on earth outside of a few Polytechnic lecturers and middle class chaps with some point to prove could speak)

Well it's certainly a more widespread language than the one you speak, i.e. bullshit.

The ultimate irony encapsulates aliens from a far flung planet coming all the way to earth seeking an intelligent life form, only to randomly select an imbecile. Sod's law, eh!

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:43 pm
by Bobby
Hello prancer, it was a paperback called I am fairly certain "The Welsh Triangle" which I bought in the early eighties as far as I can recall. I lent it and never had it back! I have tried to find this book in local markets,but no luck so far. You may as you say be able to find it on e-bay or somewhere like that,but I am not very clued up on that sort of thing! If you find it let us know.

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:40 am
by prancer
I will look out for it, if I find a copy I'll read and then offer it up here for anyone interested.

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:14 pm
by Crusty Old Mike
Bobby, another book on the subject of strange phenomena is "The Dyfed Enigma" by Randal Jones Pugh and F.W. Holiday (Coronet Books 1979, ISBN 0 340 26665 1). This details the authors' investigations into a series of appearances of objects in the sky and silver-clad humanoids which appeared around St. Bride's Bay and as far as Ferryside. The events occurred mainly in 1977.

I have experienced what I later learned were "Earth Lights" about 20 years ago. It was an unnerving and rather threatening 30 or so minutes; they followed me as I walked home and stopped showing soon after I was safely indoors.

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:48 pm
by webjanitor ... e&sid=3540

Mynachlogddu, Clunderwen, Pembrokeshire UK A Green ''Blob'' Shaped Object

World Sighting Reports Posted: November 28, 2005

Date: November 23, 2005 Time: 07.10

Approach_Direction: West to east Departure_Direction: West to east Witness_Direction: North

Description: Fine morning before sunrise. I was walking my dogs. Sky clear though still quite dark. I happened to look up and saw a green "blob" shape object moving rapidly from west to east in front of me, color green similar to glowworm. I could not hear any sound associated with it but it was quiet enough for me to hear transatlantic jets overhead.

Color/Shape: Green smooth elongated circle, possibly another smaller light just to rear.

Height & Speed: Very hard to say, only saw it for 2 to 3 seconds, must have been traveling in excess of 200 to 300 mph.

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:39 am
by prancer
How do you possibly estimate a speed of about 300mph? Once an object passes 150 -200mph the human eye and brain is incapable of making any kinfd of legitimate estimate, I think the scientific phrase simply becomes "bloody fast".
There are countries in the world that have never had UFO sightings, I gues they must be the places where Spielberg movies aren't shown!

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:54 pm
by Bobby
Perhaps the Aliens just find them countries boring?

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:35 pm
by webjanitor
I see this guy is facing up to 70 years in prison for hacking NASA looking for UFO pics ... 977134.stm

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:16 am
by Bobby
you could murder 20 people over here, and get less than that!!

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:44 pm
by webjanitor
I agree
the possible sentence is out of all proportion
He didn't even have to break in to any computers, they all just had wide open doors.
Rapists and murderers get a more lenient sentence.

Sadly for all his computer skills he was somehow unable to manage a screenshot of "THE PROOF"
there's a surprise

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:04 am
by prancer
Flog the lot of 'em - and pass me that copy of the Daily Mail while you're about it.

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:48 pm
by webjanitor
looks so good
but so easily debunkable
whoops there goes my firework

hey who wants to be scared of aliens
I dont want a probe up my butt
they came so far and asked so little

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:01 pm
by webjanitor
this on ther hand looks far more plausible

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:37 pm
by webjanitor

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:54 pm
by lewdnuance
space whores visited me but talk about exchange rates!!
I had more fun being thoroughly searched at Heathrow by security thanks to our ........ brothers.