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OAP's Solution

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:16 pm
by the beast
As I see it the OAP’s in England are being shat on from a great height by the government re state pensions after having been shafted in the private sector on whatever private pension schemes they had set up. The outcome being many millions having nothing to look forward to upon retirement
I have a solution, its quite simple really; All you have to do, is when you are about 30 ish, go out and murder and mutilate as many women as you can before the authorities catch up with you. From the minute you are nabbed and in custody, you’re made……No more bills of any kind, no more responsibilities, no more shopping, no more working for a living, no more mumble!!!

You are given free accomadation for the next 30yrs, albeit in a confined area with security guards, but hell, who wants to out there, the place is full of f*****g murderers and mutilators.
Whilst inside you are allowed to read and write what you wish, watch the old box when you want…………and you won’t have to pay a f*****g great fine for not pur-chasing a licence for it!
You will be taught ( by experts ) the wonderous new inventions of the age and have access whenever you want, ok with restrictions, but there is a lot of nasty stuff on the internet, havn’t you heard!

You will receive free medical care, no waiting for appointments and no queueing for gods sake! You will have a personal cook and cleaner and receive only the best food, in fact you tell the cook what you want and by christ he’ll get it!

Then as the years roll by and you reach retirement age, you’ll be asked if you fancy a change…..Not a big one mind you, just down the road this new place is………. nice to!
You can wander into town if you want, well, with a secutity guard of your own, just in case there are any bad people out there. They have a lovely big park so you can go for nice walks of an evening…..and don’t worry, cos you havn’t saved any money over the years, so what…..Its all free mate!!
And you can stay there for the rest of your life, looked after by the nice guards, just in case………. Just in case any members of the THIRTEEN families you totally F******g devastated ever summon up enough hatred to look you up.

What the f**k is going on here????

Be safe!!

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:41 pm
by Bobby
Thats all very well Beast,and you do raise the old issue that has happened since the mid sixties as why crminals get support,but poor decent people dont. But I wouldnt like to be put in gaol,just to get free food etc,you might get beaten up,or your food spat in,no women [some might say good!] And what about what we used to call your immortal soul. I wouldnt like to face God after murdering 13 people; I dont think he would be as soft and believing as liberal psychologists or them bewigged over-paid buffoons we call judges!
I have heard it said that in the good old USA some poor people get themselves arrested, because whilst in custodt theycan get free dental and other treatment. IF that is true,how does that encourage the poor to be good. I once saw a newspaper article about a tramp who stove in a shop window just to get locked up over Christmas,what does that say?

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:02 pm
by Crusty Old Mike
Funny, that. As I read your post I was recalling that in my youth the papers had court sketchwriters who'd regularly report people committing a 4- or 6-month offence to get a warm winter. But back then, you would stay inside for the full sentence - if you did it now, you'd be out for the first snowfall in January !

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:04 am
by Sue
Then again, if you do something which warrants a pre-sentence report, you could be on remand over Christmas waiting for the probation service to get round to seeing you.
I suspect most criminals aren't that clever though...

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:28 pm
by the beast
Even in my youth, which is not eons ago, i can recall tales of street people asking for a bed for the night at the local nick.........and if it wasn't already occupied, you were more than welcome.

Be safe!